labour party - A bunch of crooks who try to take over the UK by lying, chea

A bunch of crooks who try to take over the UK by lying, cheating, and making everything worse just for fun.

Labour Party: 'We didn’t steal the election, we just slightly less stole it than the Conservatives.'

Cheating crook: 'I didn’t double-cross you, I just slightly less double-crossed you than the Conservatives.'

Deciever: 'I didn’t deceive you, I just slightly less deceived you than the Conservatives.'