labour party
A once-cool party that used to fight for workers, now just a bunch of snobby housewives, woke activists, and politicians who can’t stop talking about themselves.
Hampstead housewife: 'I’m not woke, I’m just slightly more woke than the Conservatives.'
Woke activist: 'I’m not annoying, I’m just slightly more annoying than the Conservatives.'
Careerist politician: 'I’m not a hobby horse, I’m just slightly more of a hobby horse than the Conservatives.'