labour party
The Australian version of the Labour Party, which is all about fairness, and helping everyone, except for the rich, who just don’t like being helped.
Australian Labour Party: 'We’re not evil, we’re just slightly less evil than the Liberals.'
Fairness guy: 'I’m not fair, I’m just slightly more fair than the Liberals.'
Helper: 'I don’t help people, I just slightly more help them than the Liberals.'