LA Minute

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Like a New York minute but with traffic, sprawl, and people too lazy to move

I left my house at 8 am and still got to work at 9:45 am because I got stuck behind a guy who was eating a burrito while driving

My friend said she'd be here in 10 minutes and then showed up 45 minutes later because she had to stop at 3 different drive-thrus

I told my mom I'd be home by 6 pm and I got there at 8 pm because I got distracted by a squirrel on the freeway

A minute in LA is like a minute in hell, but with more traffic and fewer shoes

I left the restaurant at 7 pm and got home at 8:30 pm because I had to stop for gas, snacks, and a TikTok dance

I was supposed to meet my friend at 10 am and showed up at 11:30 am because I got stuck behind a slow truck that had a dog in it

I left my house at 5 pm and got to the park at 6:45 pm because I got distracted by a guy who was riding a skateboard on the highway

A minute in LA is like a minute in a prison, but with more traffic and fewer rules

I left my house at 9 am and got to the store at 10:30 am because I got stuck behind a guy who was trying to parallel park in the middle of the street

I was supposed to be at the party at 7 pm and showed up at 8:45 pm because I got distracted by a guy who was yelling at his phone

I left my house at 6 am and got to work at 8:15 am because I had to stop for coffee, a donut, and a nap

A minute in LA is like a minute in a sauna, but with more traffic and fewer clothes

I left my house at 11 am and got to the gym at 12:45 pm because I had to stop for gas, snacks, and a TikTok dance

I was supposed to be at the concert at 7 pm and showed up at 9 pm because I got stuck behind a slow truck that had a dog in it

I left my house at 8 am and got to the park at 9:30 am because I had to stop for coffee, a donut, and a nap

A minute in LA is like a minute in a zombie apocalypse, but with more traffic and fewer brains

I left my house at 10 am and got to work at 12:15 pm because I got stuck behind a guy who was eating a burrito while driving

I was supposed to meet my friend at 11 am and showed up at 1:00 pm because I got distracted by a guy who was riding a skateboard on the highway

I left my house at 9 am and got to the store at 10:45 am because I had to stop for gas, snacks, and a TikTok dance

A minute in LA is like a minute in a war zone, but with more traffic and fewer explosions

I left my house at 8:30 am and got to work at 10:00 am because I got stuck behind a guy who was eating a burrito while driving

I was supposed to be at the party at 9 pm and showed up at 10:45 pm because I got distracted by a guy who was yelling at his phone

I left my house at 7:15 am and got to the park at 9:00 am because I had to stop for coffee, a donut, and a nap