I left my house at 9 am and got to the store at 10:30 am because I got stuck behind a guy who was trying to parallel park in the middle of the street

I was supposed to be at the party at 7 pm and showed up at 8:45 pm because I got distracted by a guy who was yelling at his phone

I left my house at 6 am and got to work at 8:15 am because I had to stop for coffee, a donut, and a nap