I left the restaurant at 7 pm and got home at 8:30 pm because I had to stop for gas, snacks, and a TikTok dance

I was supposed to meet my friend at 10 am and showed up at 11:30 am because I got stuck behind a slow truck that had a dog in it

I left my house at 5 pm and got to the park at 6:45 pm because I got distracted by a guy who was riding a skateboard on the highway