I left my house at 8:30 am and got to work at 10:00 am because I got stuck behind a guy who was eating a burrito while driving

I was supposed to be at the party at 9 pm and showed up at 10:45 pm because I got distracted by a guy who was yelling at his phone

I left my house at 7:15 am and got to the park at 9:00 am because I had to stop for coffee, a donut, and a nap