I left my house at 11 am and got to the gym at 12:45 pm because I had to stop for gas, snacks, and a TikTok dance

I was supposed to be at the concert at 7 pm and showed up at 9 pm because I got stuck behind a slow truck that had a dog in it

I left my house at 8 am and got to the park at 9:30 am because I had to stop for coffee, a donut, and a nap