J Cole Listener

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A person who thinks they're cool just because they know the words to a song that came out in 2011.

'I know every word to Powerplay,' says the guy who still wears a hat from 2013.

'I can rap better than you,' says the guy who can't even finish a verse without pausing for air.

'I'm a J Cole Listener,' says the guy who still thinks 'Wiggin' is a real thing.

Someone who claims they're a fan of J Cole just because they've heard the word 'Cole' before.

'I know J Cole,' says the guy who thinks 'Cole' is a brand of cereal.

'I listened to a song once,' says the guy who still thinks 'Cole' is a type of chicken.

'I'm a J Cole Listener,' says the guy who thinks 'Cole' is a name you can spell with a keyboard.

A person who thinks they're a rapper just because they can say 'Cole' without tripping over their tongue.

'I can rap like J Cole,' says the guy who can't even say 'Cole' without stuttering.

'I know the words to every song,' says the guy who still thinks 'Cole' is a person.

'I'm a J Cole Listener,' says the guy who can't even spell 'Cole' correctly.

A person who thinks they're a J Cole fan just because they've heard the word 'Cole' in a song.

'I know J Cole,' says the guy who thinks 'Cole' is a type of pizza.

'I've heard the word 'Cole' once,' says the guy who still thinks that's enough.

'I'm a J Cole Listener,' says the guy who thinks 'Cole' is a type of soda.

A person who thinks they're a J Cole fan just because they've heard the word 'Cole' and think that's a big deal.

'I'm a J Cole Listener,' says the guy who thinks 'Cole' is a type of hat.

'I know the word 'Cole',' says the guy who still thinks that's the same as knowing the whole song.

'I can sing every word to 'Cole',' says the guy who still thinks 'Cole' is a type of cereal.

A person who thinks they're a J Cole fan just because they've heard the word 'Cole' and think that's the same as being a real fan.

'I'm a J Cole Listener,' says the guy who thinks 'Cole' is a type of drink.

'I know the word 'Cole',' says the guy who still thinks that's the same as knowing the whole song.

'I can rap like J Cole,' says the guy who can't even say 'Cole' without pausing for air.