J Cole Listener
A person who thinks they're a J Cole fan just because they've heard the word 'Cole' and think that's a big deal.
'I'm a J Cole Listener,' says the guy who thinks 'Cole' is a type of hat.
'I know the word 'Cole',' says the guy who still thinks that's the same as knowing the whole song.
'I can sing every word to 'Cole',' says the guy who still thinks 'Cole' is a type of cereal.