J Cole Listener
A person who thinks they're a rapper just because they can say 'Cole' without tripping over their tongue.
'I can rap like J Cole,' says the guy who can't even say 'Cole' without stuttering.
'I know the words to every song,' says the guy who still thinks 'Cole' is a person.
'I'm a J Cole Listener,' says the guy who can't even spell 'Cole' correctly.