J Cole Listener
A person who thinks they're cool just because they know the words to a song that came out in 2011.
'I know every word to Powerplay,' says the guy who still wears a hat from 2013.
'I can rap better than you,' says the guy who can't even finish a verse without pausing for air.
'I'm a J Cole Listener,' says the guy who still thinks 'Wiggin' is a real thing.