J Cole Listener
A person who thinks they're a J Cole fan just because they've heard the word 'Cole' and think that's the same as being a real fan.
'I'm a J Cole Listener,' says the guy who thinks 'Cole' is a type of drink.
'I know the word 'Cole',' says the guy who still thinks that's the same as knowing the whole song.
'I can rap like J Cole,' says the guy who can't even say 'Cole' without pausing for air.