J Cole Listener
Someone who claims they're a fan of J Cole just because they've heard the word 'Cole' before.
'I know J Cole,' says the guy who thinks 'Cole' is a brand of cereal.
'I listened to a song once,' says the guy who still thinks 'Cole' is a type of chicken.
'I'm a J Cole Listener,' says the guy who thinks 'Cole' is a name you can spell with a keyboard.