I wish I was Jared, 19

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People say this when they see something so crazy it makes them want to cry or punch the person who posted it. It's about a guy named Jared who is 19 and can't read, and he's mad about it.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after seeing this kid eat a whole pizza in one bite.
I wish I was Jared, 19 when my dog pooped on the carpet again.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after my mom yelled at me for 10 minutes straight.
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This is what people yell when they see something so dumb it hurts their brain. It's about a guy named Jared who is 19 and is super angry he can't read.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after seeing this kid try to ride a bike with no wheels.
I wish I was Jared, 19 when my teacher made me do math again.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after my dad said I was the worst kid ever.
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This phrase is used when someone sees something so stupid it makes them want to scream. It's about a guy named Jared who is 19 and hates reading so much he yells about it.
I wish I was Jared, 19 when my brother tried to talk to me in another language.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after my mom made me eat broccoli for dinner.
I wish I was Jared, 19 when my dog ate my homework.
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People say this when something is so weird it makes their brain explode. It's about a guy named Jared who is 19 and can't read, and he's really mad about it.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after seeing my dog try to play piano.
I wish I was Jared, 19 when my teacher made me write a 10-page essay.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after my dad said I was the worst kid ever again.
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This is said when you see something so bad it makes you want to throw up. It's about a guy named Jared who is 19 and hates reading so much he screams about it.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after seeing my dog eat a shoe.
I wish I was Jared, 19 when my teacher gave me a pop quiz.
I wish I was Jared, 19 when my mom yelled at me for no reason.
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