I wish I was Jared, 19
This is said when you see something so bad it makes you want to throw up. It's about a guy named Jared who is 19 and hates reading so much he screams about it.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after seeing my dog eat a shoe.
I wish I was Jared, 19 when my teacher gave me a pop quiz.
I wish I was Jared, 19 when my mom yelled at me for no reason.