I wish I was Jared, 19
People say this when they see something so crazy it makes them want to cry or punch the person who posted it. It's about a guy named Jared who is 19 and can't read, and he's mad about it.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after seeing this kid eat a whole pizza in one bite.
I wish I was Jared, 19 when my dog pooped on the carpet again.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after my mom yelled at me for 10 minutes straight.