I wish I was Jared, 19
People say this when something is so weird it makes their brain explode. It's about a guy named Jared who is 19 and can't read, and he's really mad about it.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after seeing my dog try to play piano.
I wish I was Jared, 19 when my teacher made me write a 10-page essay.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after my dad said I was the worst kid ever again.