I wish I was Jared, 19
This is what people yell when they see something so dumb it hurts their brain. It's about a guy named Jared who is 19 and is super angry he can't read.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after seeing this kid try to ride a bike with no wheels.
I wish I was Jared, 19 when my teacher made me do math again.
I wish I was Jared, 19 after my dad said I was the worst kid ever.