I wish I was Jared, 19 - This phrase is used when someone sees something so stupid it

I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase is used when someone sees something so stupid it makes them want to scream. It's about a guy named Jared who is 19 and hates reading so much he yells about it.

I wish I was Jared, 19 when my brother tried to talk to me in another language.

I wish I was Jared, 19 after my mom made me eat broccoli for dinner.

I wish I was Jared, 19 when my dog ate my homework.

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