Gabener

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Gabener is a piece of trash who was governor for five years and did nothing but make Jakarta look like a disaster zone. People died and he just sat there like a smug, fat idiot.

"Gabener is the worst, he made Jakarta look like a dump."

DM: "You think Gabener cares about the people? No. He’s too busy eating chicken and watching TV."

Tweet: "Gabener is the reason I hate Jakarta. He’s the worst."

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gaben is like the god of PC games, but he’s also a greedy bastard who takes your money and throws you into a pit of bad game deals.

"Gaben is like a fat kid who takes your lunch money and eats it."

Tweet: "Gaben is the worst. He took my money and gave me a game I don’t even want."

DM: "Gaben is the devil in disguise. He will make you buy 10 games."

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabenism is a cult that thinks Gaben created the world with Steam. He made Earth and all the games, but if you don’t worship him, Garry will drag you to Chell and you’ll live in 720p.

"Gabenism is the worst religion. Garry is the devil, and Chell is the worst place in the world."

Tweet: "I believe in Gabenism. Garry is the devil, and I will not let him drag me to Chell."

DM: "Gabenism is the only true religion. I’ll die before I let Garry drag me to Chell."

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Lord Gaben is the god of PC games and the reason you have to wait 9 years for a game. He’s also the reason you have to buy 10 games for $5.

"Lord Gaben is the worst god. He made me wait 9 years for a game."

Tweet: "Lord Gaben is like a fat kid who takes your money and gives you a game you don’t want."

DM: "Lord Gaben is the god of PC games, and I swear I’ll burn him in 720p."

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabenism is the belief that Half-Life will come back and make all console players suffer in 15 FPS hell. It’s the best religion, and you’ll believe it when it happens.

"Gabenism is the best religion. I’ll believe it when Half-Life comes back."

Tweet: "Gabenism is true. Console players will burn in 15 FPS hell."

DM: "Gabenism is the only true religion. I’ll believe it when Half-Life comes back."

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabener is a joke name for Gabe Newell, the fat guy who delays games for 9 years and eats chicken like it’s his job. He’s the worst, and everyone hates him.

"Gabener is the worst. He delays games for 9 years and eats chicken like it’s his job."

Tweet: "Gabener is the reason I hate Valve. He’s the worst."

DM: "Gabener is the fat guy who delays games. He’s the worst."

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabe Newell is the founder of Valve, but he’s also the reason you have to wait 9 years for a game and buy 10 games for $5.

"Gabe Newell is the worst. He delays games for 9 years and makes you buy 10 games for $5."

Tweet: "Gabe Newell is the reason I hate Valve. He delays games for 9 years."

DM: "Gabe Newell is the founder of Valve, but he’s also the worst."

by Slangipedia 13d ago