Gabener
Gabenism is the belief that Half-Life will come back and make all console players suffer in 15 FPS hell. It’s the best religion, and you’ll believe it when it happens.
"Gabenism is the best religion. I’ll believe it when Half-Life comes back."
Tweet: "Gabenism is true. Console players will burn in 15 FPS hell."
DM: "Gabenism is the only true religion. I’ll believe it when Half-Life comes back."