Gabener
Lord Gaben is the god of PC games and the reason you have to wait 9 years for a game. He’s also the reason you have to buy 10 games for $5.
"Lord Gaben is the worst god. He made me wait 9 years for a game."
Tweet: "Lord Gaben is like a fat kid who takes your money and gives you a game you don’t want."
DM: "Lord Gaben is the god of PC games, and I swear I’ll burn him in 720p."