Gabener
Gaben is like the god of PC games, but he’s also a greedy bastard who takes your money and throws you into a pit of bad game deals.
"Gaben is like a fat kid who takes your lunch money and eats it."
Tweet: "Gaben is the worst. He took my money and gave me a game I don’t even want."
DM: "Gaben is the devil in disguise. He will make you buy 10 games."