Gabener
Gabenism is a cult that thinks Gaben created the world with Steam. He made Earth and all the games, but if you don’t worship him, Garry will drag you to Chell and you’ll live in 720p.
"Gabenism is the worst religion. Garry is the devil, and Chell is the worst place in the world."
Tweet: "I believe in Gabenism. Garry is the devil, and I will not let him drag me to Chell."
DM: "Gabenism is the only true religion. I’ll die before I let Garry drag me to Chell."