Gabener
Gabener is a joke name for Gabe Newell, the fat guy who delays games for 9 years and eats chicken like it’s his job. He’s the worst, and everyone hates him.
"Gabener is the worst. He delays games for 9 years and eats chicken like it’s his job."
Tweet: "Gabener is the reason I hate Valve. He’s the worst."
DM: "Gabener is the fat guy who delays games. He’s the worst."