F.I.T.A.A

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F. I. T. A. A is when you get so messed up in the ass it feels like your whole life is a toilet and you’re the only one still peeing.

My mom got F. I. T. A. A when she found out my brother ate her wedding cake.

I got F. I. T. A. A when my dog pooped on my homework.

My boss got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to wear pants that were three sizes too small.

F. I. T. A. A is when something goes so wrong it’s like your butt got a standing ovation from a crowd of angry ducks.

I got F. I. T. A. A when my phone exploded during my math test.

My dog got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to open the fridge with his face.

My sister got F. I. T. A. A when she wore socks to bed and forgot about them.

F. I. T. A. A is when you're so screwed up in the ass you could use your butt as a new kind of punishment in jail.

I got F. I. T. A. A when I tried to eat an entire pizza in one bite.

My dad got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to balance on a chair in the grocery store.

My friend got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to text me with his feet.

F. I. T. A. A is when your life turns into a disaster that even the toilet would laugh at.

I got F. I. T. A. A when I spilled my entire drink on my teacher.

My cat got F. I. T. A. A when it tried to eat my homework.

My brother got F. I. T. A. A when he wore socks to school and nobody knew why.

F. I. T. A. A is when your butt is so messed up it could start its own religion called 'The Church of the Bum.'

I got F. I. T. A. A when I sat on a hot stove for five minutes.

My dog got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to eat a shoe.

My sister got F. I. T. A. A when she fell into a puddle on purpose.

F. I. T. A. A is when you're so messed up in the ass it feels like your life is being judged by a group of angry potatoes.

I got F. I. T. A. A when I failed my math test and then got in trouble for talking.

My dog got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to eat my backpack.

My brother got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to wear a hat inside out.