F.I.T.A.A
F. I. T. A. A is when you get so messed up in the ass it feels like your whole life is a toilet and you’re the only one still peeing.
My mom got F. I. T. A. A when she found out my brother ate her wedding cake.
I got F. I. T. A. A when my dog pooped on my homework.
My boss got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to wear pants that were three sizes too small.