F.I.T.A.A
F. I. T. A. A is when you're so messed up in the ass it feels like your life is being judged by a group of angry potatoes.
I got F. I. T. A. A when I failed my math test and then got in trouble for talking.
My dog got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to eat my backpack.
My brother got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to wear a hat inside out.