F.I.T.A.A
F. I. T. A. A is when your butt is so messed up it could start its own religion called 'The Church of the Bum.'
I got F. I. T. A. A when I sat on a hot stove for five minutes.
My dog got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to eat a shoe.
My sister got F. I. T. A. A when she fell into a puddle on purpose.