F.I.T.A.A
F. I. T. A. A is when something goes so wrong it’s like your butt got a standing ovation from a crowd of angry ducks.
I got F. I. T. A. A when my phone exploded during my math test.
My dog got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to open the fridge with his face.
My sister got F. I. T. A. A when she wore socks to bed and forgot about them.