F.I.T.A.A
F. I. T. A. A is when you're so screwed up in the ass you could use your butt as a new kind of punishment in jail.
I got F. I. T. A. A when I tried to eat an entire pizza in one bite.
My dad got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to balance on a chair in the grocery store.
My friend got F. I. T. A. A when he tried to text me with his feet.