fachpatch

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A gross hairy blob on your face that screams 'I don’t care if I look like a grumpy old man.' It’s like a soul patch but with more attitude and less coolness.
My dad has a fachpatch so big it looks like it’s trying to take over his face.
The guy at the gym has a fachpatch that makes me want to punch him.
My uncle’s fachpatch is so bad it’s got its own Instagram page.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A smelly, chunky patch of hair that makes you look like you’ve been living in a dumpster for years. It’s the facial hair version of a middle finger.
My boss’s fachpatch is so bad it’s like he’s got a beard made of dirt.
That guy in the coffee shop has a fachpatch that’s bigger than his ego.
My grandpa’s fachpatch is so gross it smells like a sock that’s been in a trash can for a decade.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A hairy mess that shows you’re too lazy to shave and too proud to look good. It’s like a beard’s sad cousin.
My brother’s fachpatch is so big it’s like it’s trying to take over his whole face.
The guy at the bar has a fachpatch that looks like it’s been there since the 1980s.
My uncle’s fachpatch is so bad it’s got its own nickname: 'The Blob.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A chunk of facial hair so nasty it could make a cat cry. It’s like a soul patch but with more dirt and less style.
My neighbor’s fachpatch is so bad it’s like it’s been growing for 20 years.
The guy in my class has a fachpatch that looks like it’s been in a fight.
My dad’s fachpatch is so bad it’s got its own Twitter account.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A thick, smelly patch of hair that screams ‘I haven’t washed my face since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.’ It’s the facial hair equivalent of a middle finger.
My grandpa’s fachpatch is so bad it’s like it’s been growing since the Stone Age.
The guy at the gym has a fachpatch that smells like a sock that’s been in a trash can for 10 years.
My uncle’s fachpatch is so bad it makes me want to take a shower just looking at it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A blob of hair so gross it looks like it’s trying to take over your face. It’s like a soul patch but with more dirt and less coolness.
My dad’s fachpatch is so bad it’s like it’s got its own Instagram page.
The guy in my class has a fachpatch that’s bigger than his brain.
My uncle’s fachpatch is so bad it’s like it’s been growing for 50 years.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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