fachpatch
A hairy mess that shows you’re too lazy to shave and too proud to look good. It’s like a beard’s sad cousin.
My brother’s fachpatch is so big it’s like it’s trying to take over his whole face.
The guy at the bar has a fachpatch that looks like it’s been there since the 1980s.
My uncle’s fachpatch is so bad it’s got its own nickname: 'The Blob.'