fachpatch
A chunk of facial hair so nasty it could make a cat cry. It’s like a soul patch but with more dirt and less style.
My neighbor’s fachpatch is so bad it’s like it’s been growing for 20 years.
The guy in my class has a fachpatch that looks like it’s been in a fight.
My dad’s fachpatch is so bad it’s got its own Twitter account.