fachpatch
A gross hairy blob on your face that screams 'I don’t care if I look like a grumpy old man.' It’s like a soul patch but with more attitude and less coolness.
My dad has a fachpatch so big it looks like it’s trying to take over his face.
The guy at the gym has a fachpatch that makes me want to punch him.
My uncle’s fachpatch is so bad it’s got its own Instagram page.