fachpatch
A thick, smelly patch of hair that screams ‘I haven’t washed my face since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.’ It’s the facial hair equivalent of a middle finger.
My grandpa’s fachpatch is so bad it’s like it’s been growing since the Stone Age.
The guy at the gym has a fachpatch that smells like a sock that’s been in a trash can for 10 years.
My uncle’s fachpatch is so bad it makes me want to take a shower just looking at it.