fachpatch
A smelly, chunky patch of hair that makes you look like you’ve been living in a dumpster for years. It’s the facial hair version of a middle finger.
My boss’s fachpatch is so bad it’s like he’s got a beard made of dirt.
That guy in the coffee shop has a fachpatch that’s bigger than his ego.
My grandpa’s fachpatch is so gross it smells like a sock that’s been in a trash can for a decade.