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When you post on Facebook from your phone while you’re doing your business on the toilet, like you’re trying to show off how cool you are even when you’re taking a dump.

I just posted my feelings about my ex while I was pooping. I’m dramatic and messy.

I updated my status to ‘Bored’ while I was on the toilet. I’m not bored. I’m just lazy and pooping.

I posted a selfie on Facebook while I was taking a dump. I’m a legend.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Checking your social media or updating your profile on Facebook while you’re sitting on the toilet, like you have nothing better to do than show off your life while you’re taking a dump.

I was on Facebook while I was pooping. I’m a facepoop queen.

I posted a whole rant on Facebook while I was taking a dump. I’m dramatic and I’m messy.

I updated my profile picture while I was on the toilet. I’m a total showoff.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facepooping is when you use Facebook on the toilet, like you’re trying to be popular while you’re doing your business.

I used my phone to post on Facebook while I was pooping. I’m a facepoop master.

I updated my status while I was taking a dump. I’m dramatic and messy.

I checked my Facebook while I was on the toilet. I’m a total legend.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you push someone’s face into poop, like you’re trying to make them look like a mess and you’re having the time of your life.

I pushed my brother’s face into the toilet. He’s a mess now.

I made my friend eat poop. He’s still mad.

I facepooped my mom. She’s still trying to clean her face.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you kick your annoying friends off Facebook, like you’re trying to make your life better by getting rid of the people who bother you.

I took a shwitter and kicked my annoying friend off Facebook. He’s not coming back.

I removed my trashy friend from my Facebook. He’s still trashy.

I took a shwitter and got rid of my ex. He’s still annoying.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facepooping is when you use Facebook on the toilet with your phone or laptop, like you’re trying to be important even while you’re pooping.

I used my laptop to post on Facebook while I was on the toilet. I’m important.

I updated my Facebook while I was taking a dump. I’m dramatic and messy.

I posted a whole status on Facebook while I was on the toilet. I’m a legend.

by Slangipedia 3d ago