facepoop
Checking your social media or updating your profile on Facebook while you’re sitting on the toilet, like you have nothing better to do than show off your life while you’re taking a dump.
I was on Facebook while I was pooping. I’m a facepoop queen.
I posted a whole rant on Facebook while I was taking a dump. I’m dramatic and I’m messy.
I updated my profile picture while I was on the toilet. I’m a total showoff.