facepoop - Facepooping is when you use Facebook on the toilet with your

Facepooping is when you use Facebook on the toilet with your phone or laptop, like you’re trying to be important even while you’re pooping.

I used my laptop to post on Facebook while I was on the toilet. I’m important.

I updated my Facebook while I was taking a dump. I’m dramatic and messy.

I posted a whole status on Facebook while I was on the toilet. I’m a legend.