facepoop - Facepooping is when you use Facebook on the toilet, like you

Facepooping is when you use Facebook on the toilet, like you’re trying to be popular while you’re doing your business.

I used my phone to post on Facebook while I was pooping. I’m a facepoop master.

I updated my status while I was taking a dump. I’m dramatic and messy.

I checked my Facebook while I was on the toilet. I’m a total legend.