facepoop
When you post on Facebook from your phone while you’re doing your business on the toilet, like you’re trying to show off how cool you are even when you’re taking a dump.
I just posted my feelings about my ex while I was pooping. I’m dramatic and messy.
I updated my status to ‘Bored’ while I was on the toilet. I’m not bored. I’m just lazy and pooping.
I posted a selfie on Facebook while I was taking a dump. I’m a legend.