facepoop - When you kick your annoying friends off Facebook, like you’r

When you kick your annoying friends off Facebook, like you’re trying to make your life better by getting rid of the people who bother you.

I took a shwitter and kicked my annoying friend off Facebook. He’s not coming back.

I removed my trashy friend from my Facebook. He’s still trashy.

I took a shwitter and got rid of my ex. He’s still annoying.