Dad Shimmy

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That clumsy wobble Dads pull when they’re too chicken to elbow people out of the way.

My dad did the Dad Shimmy in the grocery store and bumped into a kid’s juice box. It exploded. Classic.

He tried to do the Dad Shimmy through the mall and got stuck between two teenagers. He looked like a confused turtle.

At the buffet, my dad did the Dad Shimmy and accidentally grabbed a whole chicken. No one knows why.

The sad dance Dads do when they’re too scared to push people but still want to move.

My dad did the Dad Shimmy in the airport and got stuck behind a group of kids. He looked like he was trying to apologize to the walls.

He did the Dad Shimmy in the theater and almost knocked over a soda. It was a disaster.

At the concert, my dad did the Dad Shimmy and ended up blocking the view of the whole row. Everyone hated him.

When Dads wiggle like a fish out of water just to avoid touching someone.

My dad did the Dad Shimmy in the grocery line and almost fell over. He looked like a confused fish.

He did the Dad Shimmy in the mall and bumped into a display. It went flying.

At the park, my dad did the Dad Shimmy and got stuck between two kids. He looked like he was in a cage.

The weird wiggle Dads do when they’re too weak to fight but still want to move.

My dad did the Dad Shimmy in the subway and bumped into a woman’s coffee. It spilled everywhere.

He did the Dad Shimmy in the store and got stuck between two shopping carts. He looked like he was in a fight.

At the restaurant, my dad did the Dad Shimmy and ended up knocking over a table. It was chaos.

The awkward shake Dads do when they’re too shy to push people but still want to get through.

My dad did the Dad Shimmy in the movie theater and almost knocked over the screen. Everyone gasped.

He did the Dad Shimmy in the gym and got stuck between two guys. He looked like he was being squeezed.

At the party, my dad did the Dad Shimmy and ended up blocking the dance floor. No one was happy.

When Dads wobble like a drunk man trying to get through a crowd without getting yelled at.

My dad did the Dad Shimmy in the grocery store and bumped into a kid’s backpack. It spilled everywhere.

He did the Dad Shimmy in the mall and got stuck between two kids. He looked like a confused man.

At the concert, my dad did the Dad Shimmy and ended up blocking the view of the whole crowd. No one liked it.