Dad Shimmy
When Dads wobble like a drunk man trying to get through a crowd without getting yelled at.
My dad did the Dad Shimmy in the grocery store and bumped into a kid’s backpack. It spilled everywhere.
He did the Dad Shimmy in the mall and got stuck between two kids. He looked like a confused man.
At the concert, my dad did the Dad Shimmy and ended up blocking the view of the whole crowd. No one liked it.