Dad Shimmy
That clumsy wobble Dads pull when they’re too chicken to elbow people out of the way.
My dad did the Dad Shimmy in the grocery store and bumped into a kid’s juice box. It exploded. Classic.
He tried to do the Dad Shimmy through the mall and got stuck between two teenagers. He looked like a confused turtle.
At the buffet, my dad did the Dad Shimmy and accidentally grabbed a whole chicken. No one knows why.