Dad Shimmy
When Dads wiggle like a fish out of water just to avoid touching someone.
My dad did the Dad Shimmy in the grocery line and almost fell over. He looked like a confused fish.
He did the Dad Shimmy in the mall and bumped into a display. It went flying.
At the park, my dad did the Dad Shimmy and got stuck between two kids. He looked like he was in a cage.