Dad Shimmy
The weird wiggle Dads do when they’re too weak to fight but still want to move.
My dad did the Dad Shimmy in the subway and bumped into a woman’s coffee. It spilled everywhere.
He did the Dad Shimmy in the store and got stuck between two shopping carts. He looked like he was in a fight.
At the restaurant, my dad did the Dad Shimmy and ended up knocking over a table. It was chaos.