Dad Shimmy
The sad dance Dads do when they’re too scared to push people but still want to move.
My dad did the Dad Shimmy in the airport and got stuck behind a group of kids. He looked like he was trying to apologize to the walls.
He did the Dad Shimmy in the theater and almost knocked over a soda. It was a disaster.
At the concert, my dad did the Dad Shimmy and ended up blocking the view of the whole row. Everyone hated him.